Why aren't you a Trump supporter?
10.06.2025 03:53
I took the same Oath and took it seriously
I understand geography enough to know that Belgium is not a “beautiful city”, that Paris is not in fucking Germany, that India does share a border with China, that that border is peppered with Bhutan and Nepal, not “Button” and “Nipple”, that time zones exist, that “shithole countries” do not, that “England” and “the UK” are not the same thing, that you cannot build a wall in Colorado to keep out New Mexico, and that the Bronx is not and has never been “a very wonderful place in fucking Germany”
I know what Nikki Haley’s authority with the National Guard is
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I don’t believe there is a fucking “president of the Virgin Islands”
I didn’t get out of military service with fucking “bone spurs” that I paid a doctor to write
I see through liars
Which is the first MV you watched in Stray Kids?
I don’t pretend not to know who David Dooky is just because he can deliver votes
When I go Greenland shopping and Denmark says no I don’t melt down like a fucking WIMP
I understand that when you lose an election you step the fuck aside and take it like a man rather than invade the Capitol while your loss is being made official just because you’re a fucking snowflake WIMP
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I understand that you can’t inject bleach or light
I have complete contempt for fraudsters, and even less for repeat ones
I know there’s no such thing as invisible planes
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I don’t believe in asking the people of Iowa “how stupid are the people of Iowa”
I have no sicko desire to control women or have a bizarro hangup with “blood”
I understand historical events enough to know there were no airports in the eighteenth century, that Canada didn’t burn the White House half a century before it existed and that World War Two already happened
Why am I so jealous towards couples? Why am I tired of being single and feel my life is over?
I know the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls and even Sioux Center
I don’t respect shameless hucksters who try to sell a vitamin where you have to mail in your pee
I’ve never tried to pretend the word would means wouldn’t
What is an easy way to get your driver's license?
I don’t buy bullshit
It’s uncool to set up soft porn pics with your own preteen daughter
I have an acute aversion to scumbags
Why are leftist movements so popular among young people?
I know that if I or anyone I know commits a crime we’ll go to the clink
I don’t believe Nazis, Klan klowns and white supremacists chanting “Jews will not replace us” comprise “very fine people”
I don’t cotton to rapists
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I have complete contempt for fakery
I understand how hurricane paths work
I have complete contempt for intentional stupidity
Why did the Soviet Jews hate the Soviet Union?
EVEN FUCKING MIKE PENCE understands that
I know who the president of Turkey really is
If someone works for me, I actually pay them
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I actually pay taxes
authoritarians can get down on the floor and bite my ass, yesterday
I don’t believe that Saudi Arabia and Russia “will vedoop bedeep uhhhh”
A real man doesn’t grab women by the p***y
I know the difference between “George Bush” and “Jeb Bush”
I know the difference between “give me your tired, your poor” and “they’re poisoning our blood”
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I respect other cultures and don’t respect those who don’t
I respect women and don’t respect those who don’t
I can read
I know that he didn’t run against “Obamna”
I don’t hold serial bankrupters in high regard
I don’t call Tim Cook “Tim Apple” and if I do I don’t deny what’s right there on the videotape because I’m too much of a fucking WIMP to handle Reality
How do people develop stage 4 cancer without noticing until it’s too late?
Fuck that piece of orange shit, fuck his idiocracy, fuck his sexism, fuck his racism, fuck his religionism, fuck his divisionism, fuck his lying, fuck his orange face paint, fuck his worship of Cult of Ignorance, fuck his Cult, fuck his jingoistic horseshit, fuck his manuipulations, fuck his toddler-age WIMPism, fuck his fucked-up values of ME ME ME and did I mention ME, and fuck him personally with a giant razor sharp dildo that’s been preheated to 204.7° F and built to the dimensions of the Washington Monument. Slowly.
I don’t run and hide from a debate like a fucking WIMP just becuase some moderator asked pointed questions
It’s uncool to lurk around teenage girls’ dressing rooms
What is one thing nice you did for someone today or something they did for you?
I understand that you can’t just fucking nuke a hurricane
I know that sounds DO NOT cause cancer.
Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says:
Those are a few reasons off the top of my head. How ’bout you?
I don’t believe the way to respond to a hurricane is to call a press conference to describe it as “wet from the standpoint of water”, to distribute Play Doh, or to stand at a podium throwing rolls of paper towels as if they were bottles of ketchup
When a reporter declines to join me in the rooftops fantasy I don’t go on stage and gyrate to mock his congenital disability
I don’t watch or listen to advertising
I don’t respect a sleazeball who lies about his height just so he can lie about his weight
I don’t hide in my hotel room while everybody else keeps the appointed time and place because my hair might get wet
I have a reading level above third grade
I have complete contempt for traitorism
I don’t buy made-up stories of “thousands and thousands of people dancing on rooftops”
I can count